I am attempting to identify whether or not a whale’s dick is called a dork. Ns am gift told this by a teenager and have subsequently found that this is anywhere the Interent in user posted forums. However, i am dubious the this nothing more than an metropolitan myth functioning its way at lightspeed through teenagers sensitive to genital humor and also wanted to watch if the Teeming Millions could have a better idea.

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I’ve heard this before, yet not it is not consisted of as a definition at m-w.com or dictionary.com

maybe a different dictionary with a biology/zoology emphasis can be of part help.


Baloney; dork is a slang term because that “penis,” most likely from the scot durk, “dagger.” A whale’s dick is called a penis.


According to the OED online, it’s absolutely a wang, however apparently the the human being variety:

slang (chiefly U.S.).

The penis.

1964 Amer. Speech XXXIX. 118 The word cock itself serves as a design for two variants which areprobably Midwestern, dirk and dork, also meaning ‘penis’. 1969 P. ROTH Portnoy’s complaint 194The glorious acrobatics she have the right to perform if dangling indigenous the end of my dork. 1975 R. H.RIMMER Premar experiment (1976) i. 138 It’s kind of funny to clock balls and dorks and tittiesbobbing in different rhythms. 1984 Spectator 27 Oct. 34/1 A male with one leg and also a vermilionbladder, violet stomach and testicles and a scarlet dork is seen placing it into one more amputee.


johncole June 17, 2002, 10:25pm #5

Moby?


ratatoskK June 17, 2002, 11:40pm #6

You typical Portnoy’s complaint was about whales???:eek:


DrFidelius June 18, 2002, 1:19am #7

“Pink Floyd”


Brutus June 18, 2002, 1:36am #8

‘Big’


Reeder June 18, 2002, 2:34am #9

oosik


Reeder June 18, 2002, 2:36am #10

Oosik is the bone in the whales penis.


astro June 18, 2002, 3:22am #11

Other purported whale facts

The largest prick in the pet kingdom is the of the blue whale. That is average size is 11 feet (3.35 m)!

The largest testicles in the civilization are those that the northern right whale (Eubalaena glacialis), which has a pair that gonads that deserve to weigh approximately 2,200 lbs (997.902 kg).

The factor why they developed such huge testicles is caused by the truth that each whale’s sperm competes with that of other whales. When the woman whale comes into warm she immediately gets mobbed by about 30 passionate males that all do love to she (or at least try this). Each whale attempts to wash the end the sperm the the contender with your own. The much more sperm castle produce, the biggest the possibility they will certainly succeed.

The biggest vagina is the of the mrs blue whale, i m sorry is not surprising considering the size her lover’s penis. She vulva is composed of a lengthy groove along her underside and normally has actually a size of 6 come 8 feet (1.82 m come 2.44 m). It increases when intercourse occurs.


Darwin_s_Finch June 18, 2002, 3:23am #12

Even much more specifically, oosik is the Inuit word because that a walrus (and probably a whale’s together well) baculum.


Reeder June 18, 2002, 3:33am #13

Doesn’t Oosik sound much better than baculum?

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zen101 June 18, 2002, 3:54am #14

Shamoo calls his “Li’l Shamoo”.

And the noticeable one is “Willy”.


bibliophage June 18, 2002, 8:02am #15

that unaccountable cone,- much longer than a Kentuckian is tall, nigh a foot in diameter in ~ the base, and also jet-black together Yojo … the grandissimus, as the mariners call it …

From chapter 95 the Moby Dick http://www.americanliterature.com/MD/MD95.HTML


comfortable June 18, 2002, 2:18pm #16

rbefumo, no ns don’t think a whale prick is dubbed a dork. However, being this is your first post,why did you desire to recognize what the called?


Bromley June 18, 2002, 2:20pm #17

*Originally posted by astro ***Its average size is 11 feet (3.35 m)!**

Sir?


rjung June 18, 2002, 6:16pm #18

*Originally posted by comfortable *rbefumo, no i don’t think a whale prick is called a dork.

Well, since it’s currently been proven that “dork” does average “penis,” ns don’t view why not.

why go you want to know what the called?

Hey, if we’re fighting ignorance, we have actually to address all of the questions, not just the people that space sufficiently dignified.

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Olentzero June 18, 2002, 7:28pm #19

Example of usage of baculum native the OED:

A baculum…is a heterotopic bone, i m sorry is the skeleton of the penis, uncovered in every insectivores, bats, rodents, and also carnivores, and in all primates other than man

And here I believed “Monkeybone” was simply a movie title…


g8rguy June 19, 2002, 1:57am #20

*Originally post by astro *The largest dick in the pet kingdom is the of the blue whale. That average size is 11 feet (3.35 m)!

The biggest testicles in the civilization are those of the north right whale (Eubalaena glacialis), which has actually a pair of gonads that can weigh approximately 2,200 lbs (997.902 kg).

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The factor why they advanced such substantial testicles is led to by the truth that every whale’s sperm competes through that of various other whales. As soon as the mrs whale come into warm she immediately gets mobbed by around 30 passionate males who all do love to she (or at least shot this). Every whale attempts to wash the end the sperm the the contender with your own. The much more sperm they produce, the best the possibility they will succeed.

The biggest vagina is that of the mrs blue whale, i m sorry is not surprising considering the dimension her lover’s penis. She vulva is composed of a lengthy groove follow me her underside and normally has a size of 6 come 8 feet (1.82 m to 2.44 m). It increases when intercourse occurs.**

So this thing is double as lengthy as ns am tall, the gonads room a an excellent 15 times my weight… i can’t really picture this (for which i’m thankful), for this reason the only thing the really involves mind is… holy F*ck!

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