Long story short, mine girl made me blue ball hella last week. To relax the tension down there, i drove home and also stroked. As quickly as ns felt myself around to explode, it was also late. Shit to be EVERYWHERE. Ns didn't understand blue balls = larger load. Since of this, I'm going end to mine girl's home tomorrow morning. I'm going come drench her from head to toe because that the pain she led to me.

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All I do is leaf myself a bunch of times, right? need to I do it tonight? Or tomorrow morning before I walk over?


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I have no advice for you, yet I uncovered your write-up hilarious. Good luck v your dilemma.


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Yeah guy edging will offer you a bigger load, and that's basically what you did with her.


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Yes! I've don this before. All ns did to be edged a shit load for two days prior to seeing her. The fill was massive. The just down side is that it's over much too soon.


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Wait, is she gonna be down v this, or room you important trying come "punish" her?


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She's down through cumshots and whatnot.

EDIT: She's usage to pretty huge loads. However the load I had actually that day was enough to impregnate the whole world.


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blue balls are a thing? i remember reading and hearing about it a lot, yet I didn't knew this was actually possible.


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Blue-balls is a thing

Pressure "You are required to have actually sex v me since otherwise I'll get blue-balls and also my testicles will fall off and also my prick will explode and I'll die"

Reactionary "You don't have to have sex, if girlfriend don't want to! Don't allow his claims about blue-balls press you!"

Misinformation "Wait, so he won't actually acquire blue-balls?"

Re-education "Oh, so blue-balls exists, and also it normally sucks, however it's no life-threatening"


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Start the night before and also again that morning. Simply be careful not to punch it!


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Jfc i cant imagine ever before wanting this to happen. Any type of time i have gained blue balls its make me desire to die. Soo painful and tender, i physically might not masturbate.

Good luck...?


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Dont jerk off for favor a week or orgasm or every little thing then bust and also cover her. Lmao


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Seems favor some the you space confused around the term Blue Balls.

Blue Balls is much more than simply "not coming for a long time." It's more than just edging for a long time.

Back as soon as I was young, before I had actually sexual call where a girl in reality made me have actually an orgasm. We used to execute what's called "petting", whereby the girl would stimulate mine penis, however not lug me to orgasm. I remember this continue in she house, in her basement through the family members upstairs, for this reason no yes, really sex. ~ above the method home, mine balls would have physical pain, the same pain as if they had actually been hit.

That pains is Blue Balls. It's a physics pain in the balls brought about by lengthy term stimulation without ejaculation. No it's no life threatening.

I would certainly be surprised if a grown man could make this happen. As a grown man I have edged myself, but never replicated the ache of blue balls. I think a grown guy would make himself cum long before letting the pain begin.

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Rub your tip and then tape your penis shut


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